Corrupt a Wish

[Rin]

>.> Ok, so, this is a game. How it works is simple: you post a wish, and corrupt the wish of the person who posted above you. For example:

Duc Von Wiggles: I wish for... WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Random Person: >.> Granted, but when you achieve this you are nuked. I wish for...

etc etc. So, BEGIN >D

I wish for... a new iPod ;-;

[NobleSlug]

You get it, but it falls apart upon first use.

I wish for world peace.

EDIT: I know, typical, but I just couldn't resist. XDDD

[DotAlias]

World peace? Typical... So yeah, everyone's peaceful.. Except now there's no food in the world, so we all starve to death instead.. Sorreh /=

I wish for my teeth to be purple >3

[Athan]

Granted...But they fall out of your mouth

I wish for...Power...WHICH I SHALL USE TO RULE THE WORLD ;D

[Rin]

Granted, but I take over it after you >.>

[Chaos.]

I wish people would stop corrupting another's wish. xD

[Poseidon]

Done but I get your soul.

[Rose MacBeath]

Make a wish Poseidon. XD

[Ares]

No

I wish for nothing.

[Chaos.]

Granted. But you are trapped in nothingness itself, seperate from the world.

I wish for a wish.

[Sin]

Done but you become a woman.

[Rin]

Dood. Make a wish~

[DotAlias]

No. YOU MAKE A WISH D<

I wish I had a wish with which to wish for another wish...

[Rin]

Granted, but you get nuked anyway so HAH!!!
I wish that I could go to a Disturbed concert...

[Sin]

Done but you go blind and deaf.

[DotAlias]

Seriously... Make a wish when you post, guys.
I am going to assume you wished you were a fairy princess and grant that... 'nuff said.

I wish I were a purple unicorn

[Rin]

Granted, but you get mauled over by psycho four year old kids obsessed with 'my little pony' ._.
I wish I could headbang without getting a headache or my neck hurting after a while.

[Sin]

Done but you get severe back pains.

I wish I had a baboon named Carlos.

[DotAlias]

Granted, but he lied to you about his name. His name is actually Alejandro.. Oh and he's a sociopathic murderer.

I wish it were October 19th

[Sin]

Done but you are stuck in a limbo between the actual day and the day before.

[NobleSlug]

I wish for a burger and fries.

[Sin]

Granted but you get food poisoning that kills you.

I wish i owned six flags.

[DotAlias]

Granted, but you actually own literally six different flags... Oh and I burned all of them.

I wish I hadn't burned those flags, I feel bad about that

[Rose MacBeath]

You didn't. Instead you burnt down the white house and got arrested.

I wish I wasn't sick with strep throat. XO

[Rin]

Granted, but instead you were infected with a mental disease that made you think that you had strep throat, forever.

I wish that I didn't have Kyu Kyu Nyah stuck in my head T^T

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