Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Rose MacBeath** Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:48 pm

Granted. Then you kill yourself by accident with a meat cleaver.

I wish for a cookeh.

by **Persephone** Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:35 pm

Granted... But I peed on it.

I wish for self cleaning gutters.

by **;Pause§** Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:58 pm

Granted, but they're also highly explosive.. So when a leaf falls on it your entire house is vaporized in a massive explosion.

I wish for explosive chewing gum

by **Airlia Gullveig** Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:14 am

Granted. It explodes in your mouth.

I wish for a cookeh Persephone (or anyone else) didn't pee on. This also includes anything else unhygienic around the cookeh.

by **Sin** Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:17 am

Done but the cookie is laced with c4 and explodes your head like a bubble.

I wish i knew what color smurfs turn when you choke them.

by **Persephone** Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:26 am

Granted, but you turn into a smurf getting choked by a giant... they turn yellow

I wish no one would grant my wish of a pile of biscuits.

by **Lord Hades** Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:05 am

Fine UNGRANTED Just to make your wish Granted.

And i wish that i can swim faster, and hold my breath longer.

by **Chaos.** Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:51 am

Granted, but you can only hold your breathe for five extra seconds, so you drown after your muscles get exhausted from you swimming so fast.

I wish I had 105 posts. (Already granted. Skip me, suckers. Razz

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by **Lord Hades** Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:31 am

Granted but you get 106 posts, next post.

I wish that my mom would stop bickering.

by **Rin** Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:06 am

Granted, but instead your dad does.
I wish for... WORLD DOMINATION!!!

by **Athan** Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:12 am

Granted but the people over throw you an hour later

I wish for the dagger form the sands of time movie.

by **Sin** Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:37 am

granted but it turns to dust the moment you touch it.

I wish scooby doo was never canceled

by **Miya** Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:36 pm

Granted, but you become blind so you can't watch it.

I wish that it would rain only on Sundays.

by **DotAlias** Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:27 pm

Granted, but the rain is made of battery acid.

I wish I had a cup of battery acid

by **Blood** Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:58 pm

Granted but you drank it and died

I wish I could play guitar like Jimmy Hendrix

by **DotAlias** Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:43 pm

Granted, but like Jimmy you suffer from severe drug use.

I wish I could play guitar, period.

by **Sin** Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:45 pm

Granted but your fingers are paralyzed.

I wish food rained from the sky.

by **Rose MacBeath** Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:46 pm

Granted. Moldy cheese and rotten eggs fall.

I wish that I could cook well.

by **Sin** Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:44 pm

Granted but you die after the microwave explodes in your face.

I wish Turtles never became teenage mutant ninja turtles. Instead it should have been teenage mutant ninja baboons.

by **Persephone** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:00 am

Granted, but they die in planet of the apes...2

I wish I was made of metal...

by **Rose MacBeath** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:06 am

Granted. You can never move again though.

I wish for... something. Possibly cool.

by **Rin** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:51 am

Granted. It spontaneously explodes in your face.
I wish for mah friend from a diff site to get his ass on... ;-;

by **Sin** Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:40 am

Done but he leaves a second afterward and your no longer friends.

I wish terminator had never been shown in theaters.

by **Rin** Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:32 am

Granted - instead in your city a giant screen plays it to the entire city, so you're forced to watch or hear it.
I wish my tongue wasn't burnt from miso soup last night D:

by **Sin** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:09 pm

Done but your tongue is removed by ginnines.

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

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