Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Chaos.** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:13 pm

Granted, but the corrupted wish accidently killed you.

I wish Rin's tongue was revived back into her mouth. :3

by **NobleSlug** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:29 pm

Done. Now your tongue is gone.

I wish Chaos's tongue is back in his mouth.

by **Sin** Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:40 pm

Done but he can no longer taste.

I wish for a baboon.

by **DotAlias** Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:44 pm

Granted but it turns out it's just a creepy old man in a baboon suit.

I wish I lived closer to my friends /=

by **Persephone** Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:51 pm

Awe! Granted! Smile

But, now you all live in hell.

I wish I had an amazing Poker face Pa Pa Poker face!

by **DotAlias** Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:09 pm

Granted, but I then get angry at you for winning one-too-many hands at poker and melt your face off. Welcome to hell =3

I wish LoTRO wasn't so laggy today

by **Sin** Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:50 pm

Granted but the next day it freezes completely.

I wish for a surfing dude named kenny.

by **NobleSlug** Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:19 pm

Granted. Then you accidentally kill Kenny. You bastard.

I wish for season 8 of South Park on DVD.

by **Blood** Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:23 am

Granted but it was scratched

I wish I would win on iscribble

by **Sin** Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:36 am

Granted only to be mauled by a boar.

I wish tom cruise would just come out of the closet. Just not with me.

by **Rin** Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:46 am

Granted. He comes out of the closet with your closest friend.

I wish for a wish. Of wishness.

by **Sin** Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:37 pm

Done but each one slays a family member.

I wish for a red jack...I HATE SOLITAIRE.

by **Chaos.** Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:31 am

Granted, but it was a hack and you were arrested by the SHPT(Solitaire Hack Prevention Team).

I wish people would start posting actively again.

by **Rin** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:14 am

Granted, but they started posting one liners due to writer's block. (At least, that's why I'm not posting o.o I hate getting newbish due to writers block...)

I wish that the 'no iPods' policy for school fieldtrips didn't exist ;-; I need mah music >=I

by **Chaos.** Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:04 pm

Granted, but there is also a 'no earphones' policy so you can't listen to music. Razz

I wish Taco had the ability to professionally cook unlimited tacos so we can PARTY! Super Happy

by **DotAlias** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:46 pm

Granted, but the government asked him for his papers, and he didn't have any, so he was deported.

I wish I had a Canadian sex slave

by **Rin** Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:17 pm

Granted. Your wish is way too awesome to corrupt, for the fact that it has the word "Canadian" in it (*Proud canadian* 8D)

I wish I could have a hug...

by **Sin** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:16 pm

granted but your hugged by a homeless man named carl.

I wish for people to post please.

by **DotAlias** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:34 pm

Granted, but the site's shut down by some asshole hacker.

I wish the other gods would post in the meeting

by **Rin** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:47 pm

Granted. But, they spontaneously started singing TROLOLOLO together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8TbBo0hlMM

I wish I didn't have mental trauma when the trolololo guy went "AHAHAHAHA" T_T

by **DotAlias** Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:04 am

You don't, but a professional heard you claim that you did, so you were put away in a mental health care facility for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 8 in the morning on a saturday -.-

by **Rin** Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:39 pm

Granted - you wake up at 8:30am instead

I wish my iPod didn't die when I was in the middle of an epic head banging session...

by **Chaos.** Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:44 pm

Granted, but it froze up instead. Razz

I wish Sin finally recieves a present from Santa this year(since he happens to be a naughty boy every year).

by **Rin** Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:04 pm

Granted. It's a gigantic hunk of rock the size of a vending machine in heat.

I wish that my arm didn't hurt x.x

by **Chaos.** Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:57 am

Granted, but your other arm hurts instead.

I wish Blood's army of evil monekeys turn on her since she never offered them an unlimited supply of bananas. x3

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