Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Poseidon** Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:50 pm

Granted but your nickname is that of the most wanted woman alive.

I wish turkeys would stop drowning themselves in the rain.

by **taco cat** Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:05 pm

Granted now they drown them selves in the bathtub.

I wish for a horrible death upon my self.

by **Rin** Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:27 pm

Granted, and it's induced through listening to Justin Beiber, which kills you horribly and slowly.
I wish that my brother didn't make fun of me for listening to Japanese music IRL -_-

by **Airlia Gullveig** Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:41 pm

He doesn't. Now your parents do instead.

I wish for the psychopathic, man-eating pony that I got on my other alt.

by **Poseidon** Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:57 pm

Done but it eats you and your family.

I wish buffaloes had never been skinned.

by **Athan** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:21 pm

Granted...It was bamboons instead MWHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish i wish THEY NEVER MADE ROCKY 4!

by **Sin** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:27 pm

Done instead they named it rocky returns again and your forced to sit through it.

I wish butterfly's were radioactive.

by **taco cat** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:32 pm

Done now butterflys dance to radio music

I wish for pie.

(also rin did not corrupt my previous wish)

by **Rin** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:34 pm

(Yeah I did o.o dying by JB is horrible, dood.)

Granted, but I eat it instead, foo.
I wish for a hug.

by **Airlia Gullveig** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:41 pm

Granted. You get 'hugged' by some guy on the bus.

I wish for a new pair of shorts.

by **Persephone** Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:07 pm

Granted, but your thighs get enormously big, and you cant fit in them...

I wish I was immune to the swine flu...

by **Airlia Gullveig** Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:14 pm

Granted, you now have hemorrhagic fever.

I wish for a smoothie.

by **Sin** Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:27 pm

Done but it is fried turnips and goats blood.

I wish the moon was named osirios.

by **DotAlias** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:27 pm

Granted, but the moon then explodes in a freak accident.

I wish the sun would explode

by **Rin** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:56 pm

Granted, but then a new one spontaneously reformed where it last was.
I wish for ANOTHER hug.

by **Persephone** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:07 pm

Wish gra... Error, only one of the same wish... xD

I wish I was best friends with Britney Spears.

by **Athan** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:10 pm

Granted but she gives you her kids and your ran into the ground poor.

I wish i was stronger =.=

by **NobleSlug** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:16 pm

Granted. Only you got stronger by taking steroids and they effected your... package.

I wish for a skull with a sparkly pom pom on it.

by **Sin** Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:12 am

Done but the skull was national history and your arrested for life in gaunatamino bay.

I wish blue moons made money.

by **DotAlias** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:33 pm

Granted, but I don't get the reference so nothing actually happens.

I wish I understood that reference

by **Death** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:35 pm

Granted but it was wiped from your memory immediately.

I wish I was all-powerful.

by **Airlia Gullveig** Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:42 pm

Granted. Then you are hit by a car and killed.

I wish for that dream I had last night to come back again.

by **;Pause§** Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:17 pm

Granted, but it happens in the middle of your sleep, so you don't actually remember it.

I wish my headache would go away

by **Rin** Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:23 pm

Granted, but instead you had the worlds worst stomach ache.
I wish I knew Japanese...

by **;Pause§** Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:27 pm

Granted, but you lost your sanity, so it's impossible for you to hold a conversation anyway.

I wish I could lose my sanity

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